When, in 1966, I progressed to The Frost Report, I was paid ten guineas a minute. I was guaranteed three minutes a week, so this was good money.

I liked doing live things, and with the Circus we had a live audience.

You get interviewed when you're out promoting something.

My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

The next step will be for the colonists on Mars to throw off the hand of the United States. There will be this wonderful historical irony. When the people on Mars write a declaration of independence saying, 'We hold these truths to be self-evident...', the US will be rather pissed off.

Elvis saved my life when I was 13 or 14. He saved all our lives.