Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong.

I pay taxes in three countries, but can't vote in any of them.

We destroy icons - that's what we do.

I got locked into a tradition [at Cambridge] of doing comedy.

I liked doing live things, and with the Circus we had a live audience.

When I was 23 I started writing for I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again and was paid three guineas for every minute's airtime.

I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.