People who are interested in money are really uninteresting people. They look like Donald Trump.
I get to be the first doctor in the family [because of the honorary degree they're giving me].
I'm not really a celebrity; I'm just vestigially left over from doing stuff from before.
You get interviewed when you're out promoting something.
If the studios paid the artists, how would they ever be able to afford the executives?
I pay taxes in three countries, but can't vote in any of them.