Everybody has their own free choice to do what they want.

At Cambridge, you have to kiss the vice-chancellor's fingers. But I missed out on that, 'cause I was doing a matinee. I don't want to kiss a strange man's fingers anyway.

If the studios paid the artists, how would they ever be able to afford the executives?

Even if you've written something for print, I think it's good to try [it] out on someone because it changes. You can think it's hilarious and they can tell you it's not.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

They're a typical Hollywood audience. All the kids are on drugs and all the adults are on roller skates.

I try to not to be a celebrity as much as possible.