Everybody has their own free choice to do what they want.

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?

I think you often learn from failure. Success just teaches you how great you were, but in fact it's knowing what will fail that will help you to make the right choices.

The next step will be for the colonists on Mars to throw off the hand of the United States. There will be this wonderful historical irony. When the people on Mars write a declaration of independence saying, 'We hold these truths to be self-evident...', the US will be rather pissed off.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is "beware". This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.