What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!

Americans like to think 'Python' is how English people really are. There is an element of truth to that.

I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.

We never have that thought! The whole object is to bite off more than you can chew. John [Du Prez] always says, Eric thinks of something completely insane and insists we go in that direction. It's the correct way to look at things and the correct place to start, I think.

Know what I mean? Eh, eh, Nudge nudge, Say no more?