And for any agents or proxy of the regime interested in asking me questions face to face, I've got some bullets slathered in pork fat to make you feel extra special welcome.

Smart data structures and dumb code works a lot better than the other way around.

Microsoft is not the problem. Microsoft is the symptom.

The next best thing to having good ideas is recognizing good ideas from your users. Sometimes the latter is better.

That stupid people are more violent is a fact independent of skin color.

Lisp is worth learning for the profound enlightenment experience you will have when you finally get it; that experience will make you a better programmer for the rest of your days, even if you never actually use Lisp itself a lot.

The ARPAnet was the first transcontinental, high-speed computer network.