I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

Going outside is highly overrated.

I was a painfully shy, awkward kid, with low self-esteem and almost no social skills. Online, I didn't have a problem talking to people or making friends. But in the real world. interacting with other people - especially kids my own age - made me a nervous wreck. I never knew how to act or what to say, and when I did work up the courage to speak, I always seemed to say the wrong thing.

Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.

The clans began to bombard the outer force field with rockets, missiles, nukes, and harsh language.

You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.