I have a thing for evil bald bad guys. The Kurgan is too sexy.

I felt like a kid standing in the world's greatest video arcade without any quarters, unable to do anything but walk around and watch the other kids play.

You’re evil, you know that?” I said. She grinned and shook her head. “Chaotic Neutral, sugar.

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.

Going outside is highly overrated.

I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.