It is on!" Aech shouted into his comlink. "it is on like Red Dawn!

It is on!" Aech shouted into his comlink. "it is on like Red Dawn!

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.

I was one of the boys who made passes at girls who wore glasses. Any girl who was smarter than me - that was a huge turn-on.

In the far reaches of the world, under a lost and lonely hill, lies the TOMB OF HORRORS. This labyrinthine crypt is filled with terrible traps, strange and ferocious monsters, rich and magical treasures, and somewhere within rests the evil DemiLich.

You'd be amazed how much research you can get done when you have no life whatsoever.

You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.