I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes

I was born in my parents' bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33?

I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame

I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano

Cole Porter had a worldwide reputation as a sophisticate and hedonist

I'll pat myself on the back and admit I have talent. Beyond that, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time

Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.