Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them
I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano
As far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand
Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.
Cole Porter wrote Anything Goes and four more hits for me
My father taught me to read music and play the piano-but not well, even though people have said that I'm a natural musician