There's such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn't appropriate another's inventions

The only things I read are gossip columns. If I read three pages of a book, I'm out like a light. When I pick up the book again, I've forgotten what I've read and have to start over again. By page three, even if I've just awakened from a nine -hour nap, I fall asleep again. So if anyone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.

[Cole Porter] sang like a hinge.

Who's happy these days?

Cole Porter wrote Anything Goes and four more hits for me

As far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand

In my case, things have pretty much been handed to me