I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano

I'll pat myself on the back and admit I have talent. Beyond that, I just happened to be in the right place at the right time

Broadway has been very good to me. But then, I've been very good to broadway.

I have plenty of invitations to go places, lots to do. If I'm not working, I go to have my hair taken care of and work at needlepoint

I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.

I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.

Eisenhower was my war hero and the President I admire and respect most