I've never suffered stage fright. That fascinates people.
I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.
Eisenhower was my war hero and the President I admire and respect most
My beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be
Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them
I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes