There's such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn't appropriate another's inventions
Once I had the attention, all I had to do was deliver.
Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I'm facing them
I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano
Mom claimed that I could carry a tune at 2 or 3 years of age. Maybe she was a little prejudiced.
I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes