Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.