My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'