My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.