Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?