I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle.

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.