Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

My favorite drawings at the Muhammad cartoon festival in Texas were the two chalk outlines out front.

Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.

Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?