'I will not stand for being called a woman in my own house' she said.

Enclosing every thin man, there's a fat man demanding elbow-room.

I read the newspapers with lively interest. It is seldom that they are absolutely, point-blank wrong. That is the popular belief, but those who are in the know can usually discern an embryo of truth, a little grit of fact, like the core of a pearl, round which have been deposited the delicate layers of ornament.

Beer commercials are so patriotic: Made the American Way. What does that have to do with America? Is that what America stands for? Feeling sluggish and urinating frequently?

His heart; some long word at the heart. He is dying of a long word.

The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.

No one is ever holy without suffering.