All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.
Beauty is a horrible power.
Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.
I've been smart enough to have lived my life stupidly.