Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.

All my life I've swam in the loo butterfly style.

A real man is one who remembers the lady's birthday, but never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers her birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, - is her husband.

Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.

On should life his life in such a way that even bastards remember him.