Women critics are amazons in climax.
Health is when it hurts in a new place every day.
Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.
When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.
Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?
Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.