Old age is when you are not bothered with bad dreams, but with bad reality.

Women are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?

Spelling mistakes in a letter is like a bug on a white shirt.

God created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.

I had enough brain to live a stupid life.

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.

Like all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.