Family can replace everything. So, before starting a family, one should think what's more important: family or everything.
Faina RanevskayaOld age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing.
Faina RanevskayaIt has always been incomprehensible for me: people are ashamed of the poverty but aren't ashamed of the wealth.
Faina RanevskayaIt is a shame to confess but among all living creatures only man doesn't know what is useful for him.
Faina RanevskayaGod created women beautiful - so that men can love them - and stupid - so that they can love men.
Faina RanevskayaWhen you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.
Faina RanevskayaLike all people in love, I was obnoxious and stupid, threatened suicide...And the one I was supposed to make worry only giggled.
Faina RanevskayaLesbians, homosexuals, masochism, sadism are not perversions. Actually, there are only two perversions: hockey on grass and ballet on ice.
Faina RanevskayaWomen are, of course, more intelligent. Have you ever heard of a woman that would lose her head only because a man has pretty legs?
Faina Ranevskaya