He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.

People are so busy dreaming the American Dream, fantasizing about what they could be or have a right to be, that they're all asleep at the switch. Consequently we are living in the Age of Human Error.

I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Agoraphobia was my quirky armor against a gregarious America.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Animal rights activists gives disillusioned feminists an excuse to go back to being women protecting wee creatures without compromising their radical credentials