God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.
Florence KingInsecurity breeds treachery: if you are kind to people who hate themselves, they will hate you as well.
Florence KingThe witty woman is a tragic figure in American life. Wit destroys eroticism and eroticism destroys wit, so women must choose between taking lovers and taking no prisoners.
Florence KingThe copyeditor I drew was a brachycephalic, web-footed cretin who should have been in an institution learning how to make brooms.
Florence King