I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.

Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.

Episcopalians have always preferred the flying buttress to the pillar of the church.

When women talk about "privacy" they mean abortion rights, and the millions of words feminists have written about "a room of one'sown" refer to psychological space, rarely to physical solitude. For most women being alone is tantamount to being deserted.

He travels fastest who travels alone, and that goes double for she. Real feminism is spinsterhood.

Of all the old maid's blessing, the greatest is carte blanche. Spinsterhood is powerful; once a woman is called "that crazy old maid" she can get away with anything.