Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.

It's the Government's job to print the money, deliver the mail and declare war. Now give me my cigarettes.

Spinsterhood is Nature's Own Feminism.

There is more sexism in a year's worth of movies than actually exists in a woman's entire lifetime.

A woman must wait for her ovaries to die before she can get her rightful personality back. Post-menstrual is the same as pre-menstrual; I am once again what I was before the age of twelve: a female human being who knows that a month has thirty day, not twenty-five, and who can spend every one of them free of the shackles of that defect of body and mind known as femininity.

If whisky or salt won't cure it, then to hell with it. I worry about important things.