Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Familiarity doesn't breed contempt, it is contempt.

Hereditary monarchy offers numerous advantages for America. It is the only form of government able to unify a heterogeneous people. Thanks to centuries of dynastic marriage, the family tree of every royal house is an ethnic grab bag with something for everybody. We need this badly; America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home. We can't go on much longer depending upon disasters like Pearl Harbor and the Iranian hostage-taking to "bring us together.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

If we define a misanthrope as 'someone who does not suffer fools and likes to see fools suffer,' we have described a person with something to look forward to.

The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmoth.

Familiarity breeds democracry.