Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Men are not very good at loving, but they are experts at admiring and respecting; the woman who goes after their admiration and respect will often come out better than she who goes out after their love.

Real feminism is spinsterhood. It's time America admitted that old maids give all women a good name.

Thank God I'm over the hill. The only heat I have left comes from hot flashes, my promiscuity is confined to the words "one size fits all," and I buy my white cotton unmentionables at Boadicea's Retreat, not Victoria's Secret. None of the things men do to women could possibly happen to me now unless the U.S. is invaded by one of those new Russian republics whose soldiers aren't fussy.

Episcopalians have always preferred the flying buttress to the pillar of the church.