There is more sexism in a year's worth of movies than actually exists in a woman's entire lifetime.

A woman must wait for her ovaries to die before she can get her rightful personality back. Post-menstrual is the same as pre-menstrual; I am once again what I was before the age of twelve: a female human being who knows that a month has thirty day, not twenty-five, and who can spend every one of them free of the shackles of that defect of body and mind known as femininity.

Wit goes for the jugular, not the jocular, and it's the opposite of football; instead of building character, it tears it down.

In social matters, pointless conventions are not merely the bee sting of etiquette, but the snake bite of moral order.

Let's bring back grandmothers! A real family consists of three generations. It's time Americans stopped worrying about interference and being a burden on the children and regrouped under one roof.

Each time a mediocre singer performs, he is saying, in effect, "This is good enough for you." The audience, thrust into that familiar American mood of knowing something is wrong but not knowing what it is, unconsciously absorbs the insult and projects it back onto the mediocre performer in the form of inattention, rudeness and noise.

The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.