Agoraphobia was my quirky armor against a gregarious America.

Americans are so emotionally fragile that soon we will have to be carried around in plastic bubbles and fed with an eye-dropper.

I don't suffer fools, and I like to see fools suffer.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmoth.

Spinsterhood is Nature's Own Feminism.

America is the only country in the world where you can suffer culture shock without leaving home.