Agoraphobia was my quirky armor against a gregarious America.

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Animal rights activists gives disillusioned feminists an excuse to go back to being women protecting wee creatures without compromising their radical credentials

Americans are so emotionally fragile that soon we will have to be carried around in plastic bubbles and fed with an eye-dropper.

I'm for prayer in the schools because ritual and ceremony are calming and civilizing, and the little fartlings should be tamped down whenever possible.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.