Animal rights activists gives disillusioned feminists an excuse to go back to being women protecting wee creatures without compromising their radical credentials

Spinsterhood is Nature's Own Feminism.

Of all the old maid's blessing, the greatest is carte blanche. Spinsterhood is powerful; once a woman is called "that crazy old maid" she can get away with anything.

Chinks in America's egalitarian armor are not hard to find. Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody.

The proliferation of support groups suggests to me that too many Americans are growing up in homes that do not contain a grandmoth.

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.