I approve of anyone wearing what the establishment says you must not wear.

Niggerization is the result of oppression -- and it doesn't just apply to the black people. Old people, poor people, and students can also get niggerized.

... anybody with the brains and energy to become a teacher ought to want to become something better.

... tobacco kills 52,000 people a year from lung cancer, and there's no telling how many lives have been ruined through drinking.But to my knowledge, no one has ever died of a blow job.

Trying to help an oppressed person is like trying to put your arm around somebody with a sunburn.

The spending of our tax dollars by the Pentagon represents the greatest social disease of our country; I call it Pentagonorrhea.

I approve of anyone wearing what the establishment says you must not wear.