Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.

The downfall of most diets is that they restrict your intake of food.

What starts love is your ability to stupefy and blind yourself to the point of being able to fall in love. What stops it is waking up.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand that there must be a reason for this.

This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature.