Being offended is a natural consequence of leaving the house.

Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn't known you long enough.

Because I was young, I had this long hair, and people used to try to tip me with joints.

I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

What I can't be is monogamous. That tends to upset people. I just don't like domestic life.

those who use the word 'lifestyle' are rarely in possession of either.