The best fame is a writer's fame. It's enough to get a table at a good restaurant, but not enough to get you interrupted when you eat.

I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

[On parenthood:] You can't change your mind--you know, and say, this isn't working out, let's sell.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

Citizen's Band radio renders one accessible to a wide variety of people from all walks of life. It should not be forgotten that all walks of life include conceptual artists, dry cleaners, and living poets.

Smoking is the great romance of my lifetime. If I could find someone I wanted forty-five times a day, perhaps I could stop.