The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.

Because of the Internet everybody sees the same stuff. You can buy the clothes of New York, even if you're not living there. So I think that the accessibility, in this case, drives buying choices more than anything else.

This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature.

I wish that real estate were cheaper and clothes were more expensive.

Writers get exactly the right amount of fame: just enough to get a good table in a restaurant but not enough so that people are constantly interrupting you while you're eating dinner.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.