If you don't have children and you don't have a job, you have time for friendship ... People who have jobs are not the best friends to have. It's better to be friends with people who are unemployed.

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.

American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.

I've never had the experience of being edited and never will.

In New York we have zillions of different kinds of people, many of them hate each other, but violence based on that hatred is really uncommon here.

Generally speaking, the poorer person summers where he winters.

I am a New Yorker. I like New York. And I like cities. And it's not my desire to make New York more suburban. I would personally just like to vet each person.