If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal.

Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking is, as far as I am concerned, the entire point of being an adult.

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.

There were a zillion bad jobs. That doesn't exist any more. I mean, I could wake up one afternoon with zero money and know that by the end of the day, I would have money.

I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.

By the time everyone catches up with you, you're bored.

if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.