If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal.

Do not approach with anything even resembling assurance a restaurant that moves.

When I started publishing, I got offers to write for big magazines. But I would always say, "Well, it's not that I don't want to write for these big magazines, but you can't edit it."

There are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem.

When I was very little, say five or six, I became aware of the fact that people wrote books. Before that, I thought that God wrote books. I thought a book was a manifestation of nature, like a tree.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

No one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.