If you removed all of the homosexuals and homosexual influence from what is generally regarded as American culture, you would pretty much be left with Let's Make a Deal.

There is one thing that has disappeared, not just from the U.S. but from the entire world, is the idea of ever being embarrassed by anything.

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

When I was very little, say five or six, I became aware of the fact that people wrote books. Before that, I thought that God wrote books. I thought a book was a manifestation of nature, like a tree.

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.