Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.

When you reach a certain age, suddenly there are lots of people younger than you, which is really startling.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.

for someone such as myself, who is kind of feckless and immature, it's better to have rich friends than to be rich yourself, because then you have wealth without the responsibility. You get to go to their houses, and you get acquainted with a level of furniture that you cannot provide for yourself. Furniture, I think is the most important attribute of rich people.

No one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.

I believe that at birth everyone gets the capacity for a certain amount of drugs and alcohol, everyone the same, you can do it all between 15 and 19 like I did, or you can stretch it out over 70 years.