This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature.

I've never seen the Kardashians; I'm not sure who they are. But I know a lot about them because it's impossible not to.

This idea that people have to love and understand each other is absurd. It's not human nature.

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.

If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

A person who actually knows how to wear clothes...they would look good in any clothes. You see this especially at the Academy Awards. Even if the dresses are beautiful and expensive and important, the actresses can't always carry them. Sometimes I feel like saying to them, "Act! You know how to act, you're an actor. You're about to win an award for, I don't know, convincingly playing that Venezuelan nun who went to war. Now act like you can wear this dress.".