Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your child discovers that the letters of the alphabet do not leap up out of books and dance around with royal-blue chickens.

They know you can't get people to stop smoking, so they develop a system of informants. That's the whole idea of second-hand smoke, you know. Make second-hand smoke dangerous and turn everybody against smokers. Then they say you can't even smoke in a bar - a bar! - because bartenders have a right to a smoke-free "workspace." Ah, bartenders, those health nuts.

I don't care if New York avoided bankruptcy by substituting tourism for the garment business.

Food is definitely important part of your balanced diet.

You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.

Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.