Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.

When I was young, boys didn't type.

How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.

Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.

Technological innovation has done great damage ... to eating habits. Food is now available in such unpleasant forms that one frequently finds smoking between courses to be an aid to digestion.

I have a hard time writing. Most writers have a hard time writing. I have a harder time than most because I'm lazier than most. I don't want to brag, but I'm the laziest person I have ever known.

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.