I drove a cab. But all the girls I knew when I was young who had to work - there were rich girls - but the ones who had to work were waitresses. Because you could always get shifts in a restaurant.
Fran LebowitzWhite grapes are very attractive but when it comes to dessert people generally like cake with icing.
Fran LebowitzI hate academic mysteries. As soon as I come across the word 'don' and it's not someone's first name, I close the book.
Fran LebowitzTwenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.
Fran Lebowitz