Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

I just can't smile at people for money.

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.

[On the writers she admires:] I prefer dead writers, because I don't see them at parties.

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.