To me, O'Hara is the real Fitzgerald.

Never allow your child to call you by your first name. He hasn't known you long enough.

The only appropriate response to the question, 'Can I be frank?' is, 'Yes, if I can be Barbara.

Telling someone he looks healthy isn't a compliment -- it's a second opinion.

Being poor is like being a child. Being rich is like being an adult: you get to do whatever you want. Everyone is nice when they have to be; rich people are nice when they feel like it.

When I fly, I'm never afraid the plane is going to crash. But there have often been times when I was afraid it wouldn't crash. I was just afraid it was going to circle O'Hare for the rest of my life.

Randomness scares people. Religion is a way to explain randomness.