I am alternately very gregarious - very sociable - and then very solitary.

Life was certainly more entertaining when people were indulging their vices as opposed to going to meetings to indulge in a new vice: discussing their innermost thoughts in public.

Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.

Donald Trump is not my fault. You can blame certain things on me, but not Donald Trump.

Sleep is death without the responsibility.

What people don't know is: Clothes don't really fit you unless they're made for you. Especially when you wear men's clothes, like I do. American women think that clothes fit them if they can fit into them. But that's not at all what fit means.

those who use the word 'lifestyle' are rarely in possession of either.