The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Science has done absolutely nothing about noise. The worst design flaw in the human body is that you can't close your ears. The reason you can't close your ears is, if a lion was coming, you had to wake up. Today no lions are coming. Beeping trucks are coming. I read the other day that the guy who invented the beep when trucks go backward, he died. I thought: Of course - he dies, I have to listen to it.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

I stopped taking drugs when I was 19, and who wants to drive a cab around New York with drugs in their car?

I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use.

I don't like the kind of country living where you have to help. I like country living where there is help.