Do not have your child's hair cut by a real hairdresser in a real hairdressing salon. He is, at this point, far too short to be exposed to contempt.
Fran LebowitzNo one's supposed to be the president. This is not England. And it's not just the Bush family, all families designate each child as having some particular trait.
Fran LebowitzI'd like to decide who comes here. I'd like to be the admissions director of New York.
Fran LebowitzThere are too many books. The books are terrible. And this is because you have been taught to have self-esteem.
Fran Lebowitz