Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Screenwriting is not an artform, it is a punishment from God.

It's very important who the president of the United States is. America is a great idea, so that's why it's a great country.

When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

The 3 questions of greatest concern are:, 1) Is it attractive?, 2) Is it amusing?, 3) Does it know its place?