Twenty-four-hour room service generally refers to the length of time that it takes for the club sandwich to arrive. This is indeeddisheartening, particularly when you've ordered scrambled eggs.

Favorite animal: steak.

Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.

Nothing succeeds like address.

If you're going to America, bring your own food.

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.