Writers have problems writing sex scenes, because writing one really well is pornography.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Instead of writing it wrong six times and then writing it right, I think it wrong six times and then write it right the seventh time.

Your responsibility as a parent is never great as the case is with the mother.

I'm very lazy, I hate to work.

I don't like to read nonfiction. To me, fact is something I can look up.

I've never had the experience of being edited and never will.