In New York, people are very overbooked.You say, When do you want to have dinner? It's May. They say, What about October? And then they complain: Oh you can't believe how booked up I am.

It's very important who the president of the United States is. America is a great idea, so that's why it's a great country.

[On not reading newspapers:] If something important happens, your mother calls you.

Never judge a cover by its book.

I hate all jobs. I've never had a job I liked.

If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.